| Okay, so I was talking to this chick at this bar. Everything was going smooth, she was kinda drunk, and I was too, and we were chatting, and I was approximately 84.7% on the way to hooking up. Then it struck. Her: "I do massages. Well, to be more specific, I'm an orgasmic masseuse."
Me: "Wow. Sounds really cool. So you get to practice... um... massaging guys... all day, huh?"
Her: *giggles* "Actually I do it on girls too."
Me: "Wow."
Her: "So... what do you do?"
Me: "I work at the morgue. Well... I don't quite work there so much as I hang out and furiously masturbate."
The look on her face resembled that of a 5th grader being educated in the art of porcupine buttsex. My next thought was to pull out my reneuralyzer to isolate the electric impulses in her memory compound so she would be unable to recollect what I had just conjected; then I remembered I didn't even have one of the fuckin things, I only saw it in that stupid Will Smith movie.
LMAO
Later,
Spencer
AIM: sbsTT14 
PETZ member #4 '91 300ZX TT Stage IV+
'96 Jeep Cherokee Sport 
"remember the bug trucks in the 70's? foggin the streets...but we need to fill them up with non-baby makin fog. i am down for that. or we can just bomb all k-marts and wal-marts ...instant help. oh, they still use the fog trucks in korea..it was cool. get all light headed running behind them. ooooo..those were the days.
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